The way to heaven is on horseback.

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  • Me: yes horse
  • Me: jump five feet to the left
  • Me: because the cha cha slide is exactly what i asked you to do
Jul 8

dreaminglyy:

awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one

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Jul 8

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

Jul 8
maghrabiyya:

theoppositeofsane:

biiishop:

hollycourt55377:

facetofacewiththesky:

spendthadaywithjae:

ppeanutttt:

afffable:

FUCK

Think about how much easier it would be to shave your legs….

Goal

But also sex.

I would be late for everything with a shower like this.

I COULD FINALLY SLEEP… IN THE SHOWER

Future home goals.

that shower is the same size as my actual entire bathroom

maghrabiyya:

theoppositeofsane:

biiishop:

hollycourt55377:

facetofacewiththesky:

spendthadaywithjae:

ppeanutttt:

afffable:

FUCK

Think about how much easier it would be to shave your legs….

Goal

But also sex.

I would be late for everything with a shower like this.

I COULD FINALLY SLEEP… IN THE SHOWER

Future home goals.

that shower is the same size as my actual entire bathroom

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Jul 8

nobodyontheice:

peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

Scientifically and psychologically speaking, long periods of physical contact or just closeness stimulate chemicals in the brain that promote trust. If you’ve ever slept while cuddling somebody you just met, you know how incredibly comfortable you feel with them after you wake up, as if you’ve known each other for years. So yes, a long nap together is actually the ideal date if your goal is a relationship based on trust.

Jul 8

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Jul 8

My weight yo-yos because I like to live. I’m a Cheetos girl. I won’t give up vodka. I’m recently a size 6, which I’m proud of, but I’ve been a size 8 all these years, and it didn’t hold me back. If you’ve got a little muffin top, that doesn’t define you. You have so much more to offer: brains, talent, heart. You can spray-tan and suck in the rest. There’s Spanx for that! And Blake? He doesn’t care if my weight changes as long as I stay the same inside.

- Miranda Lambert (via womenofcountrymusic)

Jul 8
runfaster-getstronger-fitblr:


Use a lemon, orange or a grapefruit to start your seedlings. Plant the entire thing in the ground and the peels will compost directly into the soil to nourish the plants as they grow.


Wow!

runfaster-getstronger-fitblr:

Use a lemon, orange or a grapefruit to start your seedlings. Plant the entire thing in the ground and the peels will compost directly into the soil to nourish the plants as they grow.

Wow!

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Jul 8

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